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A concert without black T-shirts everywhere

Dec. 2nd, 2005 08:26 pm A poem

Maybe I'm more than content being content. It makes me happy or pleased. Just don't care to have a new face around I guess. Sorry.

I don't care to hear about your band when we first meet. I don't do coke or acid. I don't care to hear how you can beat up the bouncer at a club in Akron. To be completely honest I judged you the moment I even heard your stupid name. I gave a look as if I were confused and slightly disappointed when I heard someone with your stupid name was even going to be near me. Don't get me wrong. I'm sure you fooled my friend into thinking you RULE! In fact they buy it so much they are happy we could all get together and hang out, but I'll change that.

You see...I'll get high before we have a conversation, and won't make eye contact with anyone. I'll make fun of your shirt with whatever band is on it. I'll pee on my hand before I shake yours. I'll tell a story about me as a baby, and tell you how cute I was. Then I'll force you to see pictures of me as a baby just to prove the point. After you start showing discomfort (and you will) I'll put in my Revolting Cocks CD and explain why Al Jourgensen is a genius. I'll talk about Al Jourgensen for 25 minutes then stand up and dry hump my chair. You will ask to leave, and we will part ways forever.

I might end up feeling bad after my friend calls me later that night to see if I was OK. No, No I won't. I will tell my friend "Yeah I'm fine, but your friend you brought over is a total bitch". They will ask why. So I answer " Just something about them I don't like". My friend will be confused, and I will lie and say " I caught him shooting heroin into his balls in the bathroom. We don't need a douche bag like that in our lives." They will be stunned!

Sorry man, It's not you. It's me!

Current Mood: anxiousanxious
Current Music: Twiztid - We Don't Die

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Nov. 25th, 2005 09:53 am Fudge and Cake

Tonight is CLUTCH. Hands Down my favorite band.

Current Mood: busybusy
Current Music: Clutch - 10001110101

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Oct. 23rd, 2005 10:51 am www.poserinc.com

Finally a great website thingy!

Current Music: Bloodhound Gang - Ball's Out

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Sep. 13th, 2005 02:37 pm Stop Right Therre!

Been busy as of late. Actually recording and writing some new songs with Link for the Positive attitude record. It's been quite fun. We had a long talk about selling out and how funny that concept is. Anywho I must go play some video games! Oh and I got a new job with Joel. Now that is friggin PIMP!

Current Music: Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

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Jul. 27th, 2005 12:28 pm What the Fiznazzle?

Positive Attitude on Dr. Demento. Aug 13-14! I can't fucking believe it!

Current Mood: blahblah
Current Music: Tenacious D

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Jul. 13th, 2005 12:37 pm Here you go!!!!

Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Blue Oyster Cult - Godzilla

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Jul. 10th, 2005 10:58 pm EVAN GREGORY EAGLE

Today was the best day of my life. I mean that. I had my son today. I love him and his mother. PEACE!

Current Mood: gratefulgrateful
Current Music: Clutch - Gullah

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Jun. 9th, 2005 03:47 pm Trip Is My Buddy

I got the new clutch CD today and I dig it. It's kinda gospel style mixed with Zeppelin. Today was better than yesterday for damn sure!!!!! I have the new clutch !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Current Mood: crappyOrange
Current Music: Clutch - The Incomparable Mr. Flannery

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Jun. 1st, 2005 02:23 pm Kiss the ring!

Here's me bitching because one day I want to look back at today and see what I was so mad about.

My sister is being a stupid ass, I'm stressed out over money, Working with Cunts sucks, Alcohol officialy sucks anymore, I hate 95 percent of all Rock/Metal anymore, Most Local Bands are FAGS, I don't think I'm going to the sounds of the underground festival which will suck because I know I'll hear about it from Joel for like 5 months (lol), The internet is gay, Bob Marley is still dead, Weed just makes a nigga sleepy, I need some new shorts, I am still stressed out over money even though my lovely wife says everthing is OK, I don't fucking like Kevin Costner, I don't like people we don't know in our house , I don't remember the last time I went out with Joel and Trip just us ya know, I clean too much out of boredom, I don't like people that drink and try to fight us at our own house, We don't have a basketball anymore, and I want a pug and lawnmower like NOW!

Thanks for your time and effort!
Love,
Eric

Current Mood: awakeGUM
Current Music: Misadventures Of Shitman - Green Jelli

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May. 17th, 2005 02:12 pm Shut Up Bitch

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:Eric
Birthday:11-10-80
Birthplace:Cleveland
Current Location:Barberton
Eye Color:green
Hair Color:brown
Height:5 foot 11
Right Handed or Left Handed:right
Your Heritage:Cherokee , French, and Polish
The Shoes You Wore Today:Airwalks
Your Weakness:Pugs
Your Fears:Snakes
Your Perfect Pizza:Papa Johns Sausage and Extra Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:get Trippy Productions established
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:WORD
Thoughts First Waking Up:FUCK
Your Best Physical Feature:My wedding ring
Your Bedtime:8 pm
Your Most Missed Memory:eating chinese food back in day
Pepsi or Coke:Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:BK
Single or Group Dates:depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla:Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee:Cappucino
Do you Smoke:hell yeah
Do you Swear:shit yes
Do you Sing:depends on what you would consider singing
Do you Shower Daily:yepper doodle
Have you Been in Love:yep
Do you want to go to College:nope
Do you want to get Married:already am
Do you belive in yourself:More than I do in Catholicism
Do you get Motion Sickness:yes
Do you think you are Attractive:oh yeah
Are you a Health Freak:nope
Do you get along with your Parents:yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms:yeah
Do you play an Instrument:ummmmmmmm
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:yeah
In the past month have you Smoked:yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs:kinda
In the past month have you gone on a Date:only if trips to Target and K Mart count
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:yeah
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:no
In the past month have you been on Stage:nope
In the past month have you been Dumped:nah
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:dumb question
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:yeah
Ever been Drunk:yes
Ever been called a Tease:no
Ever been Beaten up:no
Ever Shoplifted:yes
How do you want to Die:upside down
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:a boy scout
What country would you most like to Visit:USA
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:brown
Favourite Hair Color:brown
Short or Long Hair:don't matter
Height:shorter than me
Weight:less than me
Best Clothing Style:when the wear my shirts
Number of Drugs I have taken:a lot
Number of CDs I own:a lot
Number of Piercings:just the ears kids
Number of Tattoos:7
Number of things in my Past I Regret:2600

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

Current Mood: accomplishedwho fuckin cares?
Current Music: Clutch - Cypress Grove

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