Maybe I'm more than content being content. It makes me happy or pleased. Just don't care to have a new face around I guess. Sorry.
I don't care to hear about your band when we first meet. I don't do coke or acid. I don't care to hear how you can beat up the bouncer at a club in Akron. To be completely honest I judged you the moment I even heard your stupid name. I gave a look as if I were confused and slightly disappointed when I heard someone with your stupid name was even going to be near me. Don't get me wrong. I'm sure you fooled my friend into thinking you RULE! In fact they buy it so much they are happy we could all get together and hang out, but I'll change that.
You see...I'll get high before we have a conversation, and won't make eye contact with anyone. I'll make fun of your shirt with whatever band is on it. I'll pee on my hand before I shake yours. I'll tell a story about me as a baby, and tell you how cute I was. Then I'll force you to see pictures of me as a baby just to prove the point. After you start showing discomfort (and you will) I'll put in my Revolting Cocks CD and explain why Al Jourgensen is a genius. I'll talk about Al Jourgensen for 25 minutes then stand up and dry hump my chair. You will ask to leave, and we will part ways forever.
I might end up feeling bad after my friend calls me later that night to see if I was OK. No, No I won't. I will tell my friend "Yeah I'm fine, but your friend you brought over is a total bitch". They will ask why. So I answer " Just something about them I don't like". My friend will be confused, and I will lie and say " I caught him shooting heroin into his balls in the bathroom. We don't need a douche bag like that in our lives." They will be stunned!
Sorry man, It's not you. It's me!
Current Mood: anxious Current Music: Twiztid - We Don't Die
Been busy as of late. Actually recording and writing some new songs with Link for the Positive attitude record. It's been quite fun. We had a long talk about selling out and how funny that concept is. Anywho I must go play some video games! Oh and I got a new job with Joel. Now that is friggin PIMP!
Current Music: Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
Here's me bitching because one day I want to look back at today and see what I was so mad about.
My sister is being a stupid ass, I'm stressed out over money, Working with Cunts sucks, Alcohol officialy sucks anymore, I hate 95 percent of all Rock/Metal anymore, Most Local Bands are FAGS, I don't think I'm going to the sounds of the underground festival which will suck because I know I'll hear about it from Joel for like 5 months (lol), The internet is gay, Bob Marley is still dead, Weed just makes a nigga sleepy, I need some new shorts, I am still stressed out over money even though my lovely wife says everthing is OK, I don't fucking like Kevin Costner, I don't like people we don't know in our house , I don't remember the last time I went out with Joel and Trip just us ya know, I clean too much out of boredom, I don't like people that drink and try to fight us at our own house, We don't have a basketball anymore, and I want a pug and lawnmower like NOW!
Thanks for your time and effort! Love, Eric
Current Mood: GUM Current Music: Misadventures Of Shitman - Green Jelli